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Twilight Vanquisher
03/31/2009 02:07 AM by Booi


If you scroll down, you'll find a news post with me bragging about our success over Silly Sartharion and his Dumb Disciples. This, however, was a lie. The reality of the situation is that most people assume that when you can kill this on 10 man, that you have already done it on 25. Suffice to say, 6 weeks later: A 25 person kill on Sarth 3 Drakes.

We are... how you say... Beasting It?

Grats to Fluffydots on the mount.

Cheers,
-Booi
The Plague Mount : How are their Mileage?
03/13/2009 01:56 PM by Ishuza
More Sarth 3Drake 10 man down runs are happening.

And here are the Mounts to show for it.



With this Said, heres a little Speeding Joke, for those Speedy Mounts

What Not To Say To A Cop

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I was going to be a trooper, but I decided to finish high school instead. Bad cop! No donut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
Is it true that people become troopers because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
I pay your salary!
So, uh, you on the take, or what?
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Hey, is that a 9 mm? How's that compare to this one here?
Say Hi to your wife and my kids!

Love,
Ishuza

He who lives forever... *Edited*
03/13/2009 01:25 PM by Ishuza
Goombas the Undying.

I know I should of Tries to get this update earlier BOOI, but whatever, I am lazy too, Here is "GOOMBAS THE UNDYING".



And of course, whats undyging w/o an undying joke.

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didnt remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!

Love,
Ishuza

Guild of the Week
02/18/2009 03:12 PM by Booi
As soon as Blizzard allows for faction changes - I'm gone.

You have been warned.
-Booi

PS. I have been assured that mastery of Odd Ogg is integral to our success in Ulduar.



Sleeping Dragons Lie
02/12/2009 01:27 PM by Booi


Dragons, the natural-born predators of gnomish prot-warriors, have always been the bane of Goombas' existence. With Sartharion and his Disciples firmly removed from the world, we can turn our gaze to Ulduar....

"We're not afraid anymore..."

PS. You can find Mormont beasting it Here.

Cheers,
-Booi


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